Imagine a world .. where vampires didn’t lust for your blood .. but for the deliciousness that is cottage cheese.
Bump into a Cottage Cheese Vampire in a dark alley at 3am and it doesn’t seem scary at all … UNTIL YOU REALIZE ALL THE MINUTE MARKETS ARE CLOSED.
Cottage Cheese Vampires …
Coming soon … to a theater near you.
(This is the dumbest post EVER).
If you hate California you’ll LOVE THIS!! If you love death and destruction, you’ll LOVE THIS!! …. and fuck you.
I make it NO secret I’m from Oregon. So I just wanted to write a little post game wrap on the biggest college football game of the year.
FUCK YOU OHIO STATE IN YOUR BUCKEYE BUTTHOLE YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS!!!
Okay, I feel better. “Once a Duck, you’re a duck for life.” – I never went to college but I feel like if you enjoy college football and are from Oregon this will always imply.
PS) I googled “Oregon vs Ohio St” and this was the first picture that came up …
… so next time someone asks you, “Do you like College Football?” … you can answer accordingly.
Has an Ant ever given you a boner? Well prepare for an insect throb fest.
Boners and hard nipples. BONERS AND HARD NIPPLES!!
Go check out this post by my friends at Doomed For Failure by clicking this link: http://doomedforfailure.com/2014/04/tmnt-2014-its-better-than-aliens/
The new trailer is included.
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The Bridge Crossing The Bridge Crossing I’m driving with her sitting across the cab from me. The brilliant glowing sunlight is cut by the sharp shadows cast by the supports of the bridge we are driving across. Over the last … Continue reading