Cottage Cheese Vampire

Imagine a world .. where vampires didn’t lust for your blood .. but for the deliciousness that is cottage cheese.

Bump into a Cottage Cheese Vampire in a dark alley at 3am and it doesn’t seem scary at all … UNTIL YOU REALIZE ALL THE MINUTE MARKETS ARE CLOSED.

Cottage Cheese Vampires …

Coming soon … to a theater near you.

(This is the dumbest post EVER).

Posted in Random Thoughts From Midgetspar | Tagged , | Leave a comment

San Andreas Official Movie Trailer

If you hate California you’ll LOVE THIS!! If you love death and destruction, you’ll LOVE THIS!! …. and fuck you.

Posted in Movie Trailers | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Quack Attack, Bitch Fucks

I make it NO secret I’m from Oregon. So I just wanted to write a little post game wrap on the biggest college football game of the year.

FUCK YOU OHIO STATE IN YOUR BUCKEYE BUTTHOLE YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS!!!

Okay, I feel better. “Once a Duck, you’re a duck for life.” – I never went to college but I feel like if you enjoy college football and are from Oregon this will always imply.

PS) I googled “Oregon vs Ohio St” and this was the first picture that came up …

… so next time someone asks you, “Do you like College Football?” … you can answer accordingly.

Posted in Sports | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ant-Man Official Movie Trailer

Has an Ant ever given you a boner? Well prepare for an insect throb fest.

Posted in Movie Trailers | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

A Not-So-Epic Battle of Third Installments

This gallery contains 1 photo.

I spent some pleasant time at the cinema this week. I decided on two, third installments. First, I watch the 3rd Hunger Games movie. The best part of this amazing film is when I found myself daydreaming about the 3rd … Continue reading

More Galleries | Leave a comment

Avengers: Age of Ultron Movie Trailer of Ultimate Goodness

Boners and hard nipples. BONERS AND HARD NIPPLES!!

Posted in Movie Trailers | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

LET’S TRY THIS SHIT AGAIN.

Midgetspar, hoodie, the rhinestone dragon

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

TMNT Reboot Looms

Go check out this post by my friends at Doomed For Failure by clicking this link: http://doomedforfailure.com/2014/04/tmnt-2014-its-better-than-aliens/

The new trailer is included.

Posted in Movie Trailers | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Guest Blogger (Chagger73: The Bridge Crossing)

This gallery contains 1 photo.

The Bridge Crossing The Bridge Crossing I’m driving with her sitting across the cab from me. The brilliant glowing sunlight is cut by the sharp shadows cast by the supports of the bridge we are driving across. Over the last … Continue reading

More Galleries | Leave a comment

San Francisco Tweet-Up 2013

So if you’re on Twitter and in the bay area or a hooker with extra flappy snatch cash .. you should come say “hi”.

Here’s a little promo video my buddy Travis (@Medisinn) and I made for it.

Go here for details: http://tweetvite.com/event/SanFran

Posted in Quick Hits, Random Videos | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment