Once there was a boy (me) who loved a show (Supernatural) more than anything he has ever loved before (except his daughter and mom and lots of other things) ..
I’ll be in Seattle at the Supernatural convention March 27-29th hanging out with (in my own mind) the raddest cast from the best show on the planet.
*repeats to self “I will NOT turn this site into a Supernatural Fan Club Site … I will NOT turn this site into a Supernatural fan club site”
Come have some fun, bitch fucks.
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I watch A LOT of shitty movies … and I enjoy pretty much all of them. Every so often you come across a hidden gem. KILLER MERMAID IS ONE OF THOSE GEMS. I saw the title and the cover art … Continue reading
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The cast has been casted (fuck you, I know that sounded dumb and “casted” isn’t a word). Ghostbusters is one of the few movies I can actually remember seeing in a theater as a kid (Pete’s Dragon and Snow White … Continue reading
Imagine a world .. where vampires didn’t lust for your blood .. but for the deliciousness that is cottage cheese.
Bump into a Cottage Cheese Vampire in a dark alley at 3am and it doesn’t seem scary at all … UNTIL YOU REALIZE ALL THE MINUTE MARKETS ARE CLOSED.
Cottage Cheese Vampires …
Coming soon … to a theater near you.
(This is the dumbest post EVER).
If you hate California you’ll LOVE THIS!! If you love death and destruction, you’ll LOVE THIS!! …. and fuck you.
I make it NO secret I’m from Oregon. So I just wanted to write a little post game wrap on the biggest college football game of the year.
FUCK YOU OHIO STATE IN YOUR BUCKEYE BUTTHOLE YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS!!!
Okay, I feel better. “Once a Duck, you’re a duck for life.” – I never went to college but I feel like if you enjoy college football and are from Oregon this will always imply.
PS) I googled “Oregon vs Ohio St” and this was the first picture that came up …
… so next time someone asks you, “Do you like College Football?” … you can answer accordingly.
Has an Ant ever given you a boner? Well prepare for an insect throb fest.
Boners and hard nipples. BONERS AND HARD NIPPLES!!