Supernatural Convention – Seattle

Once there was a boy (me) who loved a show (Supernatural) more than anything he has ever loved before (except his daughter and mom and lots of other things) ..

I’ll be in Seattle at the Supernatural convention March 27-29th hanging out with (in my own mind) the raddest cast from the best show on the planet.

*repeats to self “I will NOT turn this site into a Supernatural Fan Club Site … I will NOT turn this site into a Supernatural fan club site”

Come have some fun, bitch fucks.

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Killer Mermaid is fucking KILLER.

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I watch A LOT of shitty movies … and I enjoy pretty much all of them. Every so often you come across a hidden gem. KILLER MERMAID IS ONE OF THOSE GEMS. I saw the title and the cover art … Continue reading

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The cast has been casted (fuck you, I know that sounded dumb and “casted” isn’t a word). Ghostbusters is one of the few movies I can actually remember seeing in a theater as a kid (Pete’s Dragon and Snow White … Continue reading

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Fantastic 4 Official Movie Trailer

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Cottage Cheese Vampire

Imagine a world .. where vampires didn’t lust for your blood .. but for the deliciousness that is cottage cheese.

Bump into a Cottage Cheese Vampire in a dark alley at 3am and it doesn’t seem scary at all … UNTIL YOU REALIZE ALL THE MINUTE MARKETS ARE CLOSED.

Cottage Cheese Vampires …

Coming soon … to a theater near you.

(This is the dumbest post EVER).

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San Andreas Official Movie Trailer

If you hate California you’ll LOVE THIS!! If you love death and destruction, you’ll LOVE THIS!! …. and fuck you.

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Quack Attack, Bitch Fucks

I make it NO secret I’m from Oregon. So I just wanted to write a little post game wrap on the biggest college football game of the year.


Okay, I feel better. “Once a Duck, you’re a duck for life.” – I never went to college but I feel like if you enjoy college football and are from Oregon this will always imply.

PS) I googled “Oregon vs Ohio St” and this was the first picture that came up …

… so next time someone asks you, “Do you like College Football?” … you can answer accordingly.

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Ant-Man Official Movie Trailer

Has an Ant ever given you a boner? Well prepare for an insect throb fest.

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A Not-So-Epic Battle of Third Installments

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I spent some pleasant time at the cinema this week. I decided on two, third installments. First, I watch the 3rd Hunger Games movie. The best part of this amazing film is when I found myself daydreaming about the 3rd … Continue reading

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Avengers: Age of Ultron Movie Trailer of Ultimate Goodness

Boners and hard nipples. BONERS AND HARD NIPPLES!!

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