Author Archives: Dark Messiah

About Dark Messiah

Reviewer and co-administrator for Doomed For Failure.

Dark Messiah: Christian Logic

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You can’t make this stuff up. Unless you’re super religious. In which case, just about everything you believe in is made up. So there’s that. In any case, someone on my Facebook posted this picture: That’s about the dumbest fuckin … Continue reading

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Paranormal Annoying

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I’m sure most of you have heard of, if not seen, the Paranormal Activity movies that have been sweeping the nation. Leaving it’s Arm-n-Hammer footprint on society as a somewhat “scary” franchise (and I use “scary” loosely).  The first movie … Continue reading

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Dick Trickle. Snicker. **by Dark Messiah**

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Yes, the famous race car driver, Richard “Dick” Trickle. He goes by the name “Dick Trickle.” You can’t seriously think that would not be ridiculed in some way or another. I guess it was a good thing he didn’t join … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (DarkMessiah: It’s Just a Game)

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I was playing Modern Warfare 3 today and I heard someone in the lobby bitch about K/D ratios and places in the lobby leaderboard. That’s when it occurred to me that bragging about being the top spot in the lobby … Continue reading

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