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Asking For My Squirrel By Heidi Ferrer This is not a pretty story at all, so look away if you’re faint of heart. Also look away if you’re against masturbation, because I agree with the famous quote by Woody Allen … Continue reading
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A Road Trip To Forget The beginning of any relationship is always most fragile. I don’t think people hide who they are as much as they try to ease the other person into it. I truly believe there are things … Continue reading
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Everyone Has A Talent Its amazing how everyone wants to find that “special someone” but most are afraid to go there. You know, to that horrible, vulnerable place. The “I don’t want him to know that I live in the … Continue reading
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The GoodBye I see him across the courtyard and I smile. It is him… Yes? No. It looks exactly like him and nothing like him all at once. Then his lip curls up when he smiles back at me. It’s … Continue reading
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You can’t make this stuff up. Unless you’re super religious. In which case, just about everything you believe in is made up. So there’s that. In any case, someone on my Facebook posted this picture: That’s about the dumbest fuckin … Continue reading
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Macaroni Monstrosities, Mom’s and Mexico My Mother, I’m quite certain, will never read this post. I hope. It’s fairly safe to say she’d be mortified, horrified, embarrassed, and humiliated. Let’s continue, shall we? Each and every one of us has … Continue reading
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Steering Wheel Whether it’s at 9 and 3, 10 and 2, or at high noon like most of us asshats, we’ve all gripped one. As kids we climbed behind it, recklessly turning it side to side, pretending to drive away … Continue reading
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Altered States and Adult Themes They sat on a secondhand futon. Staring at one another. The room was a mix of smoke and early summer sun. She was nervous. He was sure. And, together, they were bent towards a common … Continue reading
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The Adventures of Patrick Swayze The Great White Swayze As the sun fades and the stars come out to play, another day decides to call it a wrap. Thoughts and daydreams run through the mind like Hamster Jesus asking Carrie … Continue reading
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Blowjobs are Weird I remember dreading my first blowjob; not knowing what to expect or how it worked or whether I’d be good at it. I’d never watched porn so I was relying solely on advice from my high school … Continue reading
