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Supernatural Convention – Seattle

Once there was a boy (me) who loved a show (Supernatural) more than anything he has ever loved before (except his daughter and mom and lots of other things) .. I’ll be in Seattle at the Supernatural convention March 27-29th … Continue reading

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A Not-So-Epic Battle of Third Installments

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I spent some pleasant time at the cinema this week. I decided on two, third installments. First, I watch the 3rd Hunger Games movie. The best part of this amazing film is when I found myself daydreaming about the 3rd … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office: Nov 23-25

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1. Breaking Eclipses Twilight Dawn Electric Boogaloo 2 – $43.6 million This movie is about an arm wrestling competition. If the stoic bitch wins, Jacob has to fuck some wolf pussy and stop going after babies. If the guy who … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 April 27-29

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1. Think Like A Man – $17.6 million Fuck Chris Brown and fuck these assholes for putting him in a movie. That’s what this movie is about. Me hating the fact Chris Brown is in it for a good two … Continue reading

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2 Broke Girls

What do you get when you cross the Tupac hologram hysteria and two broke bitches from TLC? Yep. A tour. TLC has announced that they will be going on tour and deceased member Left Eye (the only one that 100% … Continue reading

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What The Fuck

There are two reasons I’m pissed off that Katy Perry already has a new boyfriend. 1. The sanctity of marriage is a fucking joke. How anyone (and especially celebrities) move on to a new partner after being married for years, … Continue reading

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Top 10 Weekend Box Office April 13-15

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1. The Hunger Games – $21 million Four weeks in a row at number one, so I’ll have to explain to you again, what the movie is about. So here it goes … Look how Goddamn big Lenny Kravitz’ fucking … Continue reading

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Dick Clark Died Again, Guys

Before I start, doesn’t his chin look like a shiny hairless ballsack in that picture? Okay, so first of all, rest in peace .. Mr. Clark. That being said, there are all kinds of things that have been said about … Continue reading

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Stupid News For Stupid People

More news that you care about but shouldn’t. These are headlines taken from AOL.COM, today. 1. Music artist Prince loses multi-million dollar lawsuit. This is sad. Now all he’s left with is multi-millions of dollars. 2. After 19 years the … Continue reading

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I’m Going To Blow My Brains Out

Can the world just fucking end, already. Harry Styles (the little floppy-haired boy pictured above with the smooth as silk name) is one of five members from the UK pop boy band One Direction. They are currently invading The United … Continue reading

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