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Axl Rose Is Still A Boner

Axl Rose has turned down an invite to be inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame as a member of his band (well, the old version) Guns N Roses. It’s been like 20 fucking years and he still … Continue reading

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Ted Official Red Band Movie Trailer

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I’m probably in the minority on this one, but I don’t think Seth MacFarlane is funny. I don’t even know if I spelled his name right and I don’t give a fuck to check. That’s how unfunny I think he … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 April 6th-8th

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1. The Hunger Games – $33.5 million Okay, I have been giving plot details the last few weeks on this movie. I’ve actually seen it, now. So here is a more specific actual summary of “The Hunger Games”. So this … Continue reading

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When Narcissists Unite

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating. This actually makes way to much sense. I loathe them both and I’m not even mad about it. The two biggest celebrity narcissists on the planet just began mating. I kind of see … Continue reading

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Amanda Bynes Is In The Slammer

Nick’ kids star, Amanda Bynes, pulled a Lindsay Lohan, last night. Even better, after she got all washed up on the juice, she sideswiped a cop car as she was trolling to her next destination. This isn’t Bynes’ first run-in … Continue reading

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SNL Is In A Whole Lot Of Trouble

It has been reported that this will be the last season for cast members Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikis. Right now Bill Hader is crying in a corner somewhere. Hader’s contract is up after next season, and I’m … Continue reading

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Mystery Solved

After 5 years of speculation and investigation, a long standing unsolved mystery is finally case-closed. People are always like, “Hey, Jeremy Renner, are you gay?” He finally answered. “No.” We can all finally move on to something else. I’m not … Continue reading

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Stupid News For Stupid People

Here is a quick countdown of shit in the news that most people care about .. it’s totally irrelevant stuff. But for some reason you assholes get excited when you hear that Matt Damon had lunch around 2pm on an … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 30th-April 1st

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1. The Hunger Games – $61.1 million Even with two new releases, The Hunger Games takes the top spot. It’s about this guy who lays on the ground with shit all over his face and he’s all like, “Bitch, come … Continue reading

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Anchorman 2 Is Happening

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The Channel 4 News Team is back. In what I believe will be Will Ferrell’s first ever sequel appearance (to his own movie, anyways) The original cast will be back to reprise their roles in Anchorman 2. Ron Burgundy – … Continue reading

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