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Athletes Can Be Assholes, Too

Quack Attack, Bitch Fucks

I make it NO secret I’m from Oregon. So I just wanted to write a little post game wrap on the biggest college football game of the year. FUCK YOU OHIO STATE IN YOUR BUCKEYE BUTTHOLE YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS!!! … Continue reading

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Dick Trickle. Snicker. **by Dark Messiah**

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Yes, the famous race car driver, Richard “Dick” Trickle. He goes by the name “Dick Trickle.” You can’t seriously think that would not be ridiculed in some way or another. I guess it was a good thing he didn’t join … Continue reading

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Today Is My Christmas

The first round of the 2012 NFL DRAFT kicks off tonight at 5pm. I doubt any of you fuck sticks care, but I’ll be posting all 7 rounds Saturday evening. I like alcohol, jokes, pussy, and sports. I’m a guy. … Continue reading

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2012 NFL Mock Draft – April 14th Update

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2012 NFL Mock Draft 3 ROUND APRIL 14th UPDATE ROUND 1 1. Indianapolis Colts Andrew Luck – QB – Stanford 2. Washington Redskins Robert Griffin III – QB – Baylor 3. Minnesota Vikings Matt Kalil – OT – USC 4. … Continue reading

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I’m 100% Sure He Remembers

It must be nice to play the second most boring mainstream sport (next to soccer) and cruise the ice and see two hot bitches holding up a sign reminding you that their mouths were around your cock in High School. … Continue reading

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2012 NFL Mock Draft : April 4th Update

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2012 NFL Mock Draft – 2 Rounds ROUND 1 1. Indianapolis Colts Andrew Luck – QB – Stanford 2. Washington Redskins Robert Griffin III – QB – Baylor 3. Minnesota Vikings Matt Kalil – OT – USC 4. Cleveland Browns … Continue reading

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Dwarf Tossing

Two midgets (I can call them whatever I want) went on Anderson Cooper, outraged at the “sport” called Midget Tossing. During the interview, they made it clear that … when in a bar .. drunk people will throw little people … Continue reading

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2012 NFL Mock Draft – Updated 3/20/12

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2012 NFL Mock Draft – 2 Rounds ROUND 1 1. Indianapolis Colts Andrew Luck – QB – Stanford He’ll need weapons besides Reggie Wayne. The Colts have cleaned house. 2. Washington Redskins Robert Griffin III – QB – Baylor If … Continue reading

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Peyton Manning Is A Denver Bronco

Finally, the big fish has landed. Manning notified other teams that he has chosen his destination, then instructed his agent to begin negotiations with the Denver Broncos. What the fuck does this mean for Jesus’ son, Tim Tebow? He was … Continue reading

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2012 NFL Mock Draft – Updated 3/15/2012

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2012 NFL Mock Draft – 2 Rounds 2012 NFL Mock Draft ROUND 1 1. Indianapolis Colts Andrew Luck – QB – Stanford Luck will be the pick. Reggie Wayne signed a new deal to stay in Indy, so he’ll have … Continue reading

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