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Making Fun Of News From Around The World

Here Is Everything That Is Wrong With America

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These two bitches. The super terrible “Hot Girl Problems” has blown up and gone viral. It’s over 8 million views, which is the only reason why I’m posting this. This is the new Internet sensation. A music video where two … Continue reading

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Stupid News For Stupid People

More news that you care about but shouldn’t. These are headlines taken from AOL.COM, today. 1. Music artist Prince loses multi-million dollar lawsuit. This is sad. Now all he’s left with is multi-millions of dollars. 2. After 19 years the … Continue reading

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North Korea Is Still North Korea

BREAKING NEWS: North Korea is still ran by fucktards. Big shocker. They’ve recently launched a rocket against the wishes of some other people, I dunno. I don’t really follow important events that can lead to war and chaos. Things don’t … Continue reading

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I Once Got Busy In A Megadeth Bathroom

This amazing article is from uproxx.com “Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist I’d like to ask you a few questions, UPROXX readers. 1. Did you recently attend a Megadeth/Motorhead show in … Continue reading

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The Raging Cyclist

If you value your bicycle helmet more than human life, you are probably a total fuck. Granted, I’d probably want to have lunch with you just to hear the shit that would spew out of your mouth, but I’m positive … Continue reading

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No Hard Feelings

Some dipshit in Hawaii just survived a shark attack. He was surfing or something and a 10 footer bit him in the leg. He punched the shark in the snout, twice, because he’s MaGuyver and shit. The best part about … Continue reading

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Karate Chop Sex Punch!

Here’s your headline: “It was an extreme case of sexual frustration. Inez Nunez, 18, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly punching her boyfriend in the face because he wouldn’t have sex with her, NBC Miami reported. On Tuesday, cops were … Continue reading

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Stupid News For Stupid People

Here is a quick countdown of shit in the news that most people care about .. it’s totally irrelevant stuff. But for some reason you assholes get excited when you hear that Matt Damon had lunch around 2pm on an … Continue reading

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Anchorman 2 Is Happening

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The Channel 4 News Team is back. In what I believe will be Will Ferrell’s first ever sequel appearance (to his own movie, anyways) The original cast will be back to reprise their roles in Anchorman 2. Ron Burgundy – … Continue reading

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Mega Millions Has 3 Winners

The record breaking $640 million jackpot was won by 3 people. After splitting it and taxes, they’ll still have *calculates* … a lot of money. They are all probably 88 year old women who live in trailers. Women who gambled … Continue reading

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