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1. Breaking Eclipses Twilight Dawn Electric Boogaloo 2 – $43.6 million This movie is about an arm wrestling competition. If the stoic bitch wins, Jacob has to fuck some wolf pussy and stop going after babies. If the guy who … Continue reading
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1. Think Like A Man – $17.6 million Fuck Chris Brown and fuck these assholes for putting him in a movie. That’s what this movie is about. Me hating the fact Chris Brown is in it for a good two … Continue reading
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1. The Hunger Games – $21 million Four weeks in a row at number one, so I’ll have to explain to you again, what the movie is about. So here it goes … Look how Goddamn big Lenny Kravitz’ fucking … Continue reading
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1. The Hunger Games – $33.5 million Okay, I have been giving plot details the last few weeks on this movie. I’ve actually seen it, now. So here is a more specific actual summary of “The Hunger Games”. So this … Continue reading
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1. The Hunger Games – $61.1 million Even with two new releases, The Hunger Games takes the top spot. It’s about this guy who lays on the ground with shit all over his face and he’s all like, “Bitch, come … Continue reading
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The amusing part is .. most comedians suck at Twitter. The biggest offender being Dane Cook. Most would argue that he isn’t funny to begin with, but he’s atrocious on this 140 characters or less venue. Most that make up … Continue reading
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GOTH If I don’t hear the word “goth” uttered ever again, I’ll die a happy man. I may need to rethink this “Free YouTube Movie” shit I’ve started. Goth was probably the best and worst of the bunch so far. … Continue reading
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1. The Hunger Games – $155 million Third largest opening ever (That’s what she said) I haven’t seen it yet, but I’d like too. My friend told me what it’s about, so here is your Hunger Games synopsis: This girl … Continue reading
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SHOWER OF BLOOD I have this new thing, where every night I watch a free dingleberry of a horror movie on YouTube. Then I’m gonna write about it. Here is another movie (video) shot on a home camera. I was … Continue reading
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This list will mostly be comprised of people that I wish would eat a dick. It’s pretty fuckin’ specific. They are in no particular order, it’s not a countdown, just 10 people … that I wish would eat a dick. … Continue reading
