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Box Office Results and other fun Lists and Reviews

Top 10 People I Wish Would Eat A Dick

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This list will mostly be comprised of people that I wish would eat a dick. It’s pretty fuckin’ specific. They are in no particular order, it’s not a countdown, just 10 people … that I wish would eat a dick. … Continue reading

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Midgetspar Movie Reviews – 21 Jump Street, Flesh Texas, and Road House 2

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I have watched 3 new movies (new to me) the last few days and I’ve decided to post some reviews along with pictures and the trailers for each. These 3 movies are different in EVERY way. I will start with … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 16th-18th

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1. 21 Jump Street – $35 million Perhaps due to St. Patrick’s Day, there were few movies released this weekend. Everyone is out getting blitzed and fucked. The only wide release was 21 Jump Street. I saw it. It’s pretty … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 9th-11th

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1. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax – $39.1 million The Lorax takes the box office for the second week in a row, ousting 3 new comers … including “John Carter”. More on that next … 2. John Carter – $30.6 million … Continue reading

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Top 10 Celebrity Crushes

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Midgetspar’s top 10 celebrity crushes. Outside of a few girls, you may see a developing theme here. BOOBS. I like ’em. That pun was intended. Counting down from 10. Here we go, cunts … 10. Sofia Vergara More known for … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 2nd-4th

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1. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax – $70.7 million A classic kids book comes to life in this tale of Danny DeVito in cartoon form running around fucking everything he can get his tiny little mitts on. SPOILER: Everything gets pregnant … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 Feb 24th-26th

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1. Act Of Valor – $24.7 million I’m pretty sure this is a war movie starring real life Navy Seals. Viewers are saying it’s realistic. I don’t really know much else about it .. but on Twitter, Charlie Sheen said … Continue reading

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Midgetspar’s Top 10 Stand Up Comedians

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Top 10 Favorite Comedians The Midgetspar.com comedian countdown. I’m not going to get into why I like them, they are obviously funny. I will provide their name, a pic, and some quotes. If at some point you say, “How can … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 Feb 17th-19th

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1. Safe House – $23.8 million You put one of the best actors (Washington) and one of the “sexiest men alive” (Reynolds) in a movie that’s already been made 50 times before, and you get the number one movie in … Continue reading

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9 Things You Should Never Say To Your Child

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Parenting.com has an article telling you how to properly raise your kids. I will list their top 9 things you should never say to a child. I also either agree, or disagree with each one .. and offer my thoughts … Continue reading

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