Category Archives: Quick Hits

Random Jokes, Non-Original pictures and whatever else I can’t figure out how to categorize

A Not-So-Epic Battle of Third Installments

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I spent some pleasant time at the cinema this week. I decided on two, third installments. First, I watch the 3rd Hunger Games movie. The best part of this amazing film is when I found myself daydreaming about the 3rd … Continue reading

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San Francisco Tweet-Up 2013

So if you’re on Twitter and in the bay area or a hooker with extra flappy snatch cash .. you should come say “hi”. Here’s a little promo video my buddy Travis (@Medisinn) and I made for it. Go here … Continue reading

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Here Is Everything That Is Wrong With America

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These two bitches. The super terrible “Hot Girl Problems” has blown up and gone viral. It’s over 8 million views, which is the only reason why I’m posting this. This is the new Internet sensation. A music video where two … Continue reading

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I’m 100% Sure He Remembers

It must be nice to play the second most boring mainstream sport (next to soccer) and cruise the ice and see two hot bitches holding up a sign reminding you that their mouths were around your cock in High School. … Continue reading

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In A Perfect World

If this scenario actually existed, I would probably toss 50 children a day … Because children are disrespectful, back talking, rude, obnoxious, spoiled little assholes. 🙂

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Take The Asian Challenge!

This is hilarious and I can say that because one of my ex-girlfriends is a funny, strong, beautiful, independent, half Korean girl … so suck it and fuck you. (I bet you fail, though)

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R2-D2

R2-D2 is a bad-ass mother *eee err ohh ee ohh err eee” (those were his robot noises, fuck you).

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Midgetspar Responds To A Spam Comment

Here is a comment I just received from “Potty Train Boy” on my “Dancing With The Stars Season 14 Cast Revealed” post. “Nice post. I used to be checking continuously this weblog and I am impressed! Extremely helpful info specially … Continue reading

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It’s Okay To Speak Your Mind

90% of everything people are posting on social media sites now, are pictures with someone else’s thoughts. It’s okay to have your own, sometimes. Don’t be afraid of being awesome. You’re welcome.

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Creed: My Hollywood True Story

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I saw a video that was made the other day that was so funny, I cried uncontrollably. It will be featured at the end of this post. It is a dubbed version of Creed’s live Grammy performance where they were … Continue reading

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