Category Archives: Quick Hits

Random Jokes, Non-Original pictures and whatever else I can’t figure out how to categorize

Celebrities That Probably Smell Like Shit

Zach Galifianakis Anything that large and hairy has gotta omit a foul stench. Especially if it sweats. The bathtub is fooling no one, my friend (we’re not really friends). Zach, you’re a funny dude … But you probably smell like … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber Has Life All Figured Out

“I <3 Sodomy.” – Justin Bieber

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Top 10 People I Wish Would Eat A Dick

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This list will mostly be comprised of people that I wish would eat a dick. It’s pretty fuckin’ specific. They are in no particular order, it’s not a countdown, just 10 people … that I wish would eat a dick. … Continue reading

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Cats Unite!

There are few things that I hate more than Dubstep. Beyonce and Lima Beans probably round out my top 3. It’s nice to see cat’s coming together to make fun of the worst style of music .. ever created. Skrillex … Continue reading

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This Almost Gave Me A Boner

Twilight hasn’t TOTALLY fucked up the Vampire genre … not yet. I’d let her bite my dick off.

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Another Spam Comment Reply From Midgetspar

This was an attempted spam comment from our friends at “The Nursing Program” on my “Bald Eagles Hate Alaskans” post. “You recognize therefore significantly in terms of this matter, produced me in my opinion believe it from numerous numerous angles. … Continue reading

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Celebrity Cocaine Championship Tournament

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Dear Hollywood, Make This Movie Happen

Off the coasts of Cuba, trouble is lurking for a family of 5 trying to raft their way to American sands. All is not fine. Hunger lingers, the sun is sweltering, and the waves crash down .. exhausting all trying … Continue reading

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Dear Occasional Spammers

I get some legit comments on my posts from time to time, but occasionally I get some “spammers” who try to sneak their way in. MOST of them read something like this: “I loved up to you will obtain performed … Continue reading

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High Class Pussy

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