Monthly Archives: January 2011

Whenever Trouble Looms .. Call Upon The Swayze

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Midgetspar

You’re Welcome.

Posted in The Swayze | 4 Comments

Cats Don’t Want Hugs

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Midgetspar

Myths about cats and dogs are being debunked. Apparently your ugly ass cat doesn’t like the human squeeze put on it. My cat wants hugs, cheesecake and orange cream popsicles, and who are you to tell me otherwise .. dingle … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Headlines and Politics | 7 Comments

O.J. Mayo BUSTED For Steroid Use

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Midgetspar

Judging by this picture of him in college, the young man seems to have his shit pretty well put together. Perhaps suckin’ balls in the NBA drove him to it. Honestly, I don’t really care. His name consists of juice … Continue reading →

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New Study Finds That Men Are Distracted By Sexy News Anchors

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Midgetspar

SHOCKER. I just concluded a study that took me about 3.9 seconds. Men are distracted by ANYTHING sexy. “Scotch, Scotch, Scotch .. down in my belly.”

Posted in News, Headlines and Politics | 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan Is WORRIED Charlie Sheen Might Die

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Midgetspar

Reality Show concept. Stick Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen on an island with Sheen’s briefcase full of coke .. and just start the film a rollin’. Magical.

Posted in Celebrity News | 5 Comments