Monthly Archives: January 2011
Myths about cats and dogs are being debunked. Apparently your ugly ass cat doesn’t like the human squeeze put on it. My cat wants hugs, cheesecake and orange cream popsicles, and who are you to tell me otherwise .. dingle … Continue reading
Judging by this picture of him in college, the young man seems to have his shit pretty well put together. Perhaps suckin’ balls in the NBA drove him to it. Honestly, I don’t really care. His name consists of juice … Continue reading
SHOCKER. I just concluded a study that took me about 3.9 seconds. Men are distracted by ANYTHING sexy. “Scotch, Scotch, Scotch .. down in my belly.”
Reality Show concept. Stick Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen on an island with Sheen’s briefcase full of coke .. and just start the film a rollin’. Magical.