Monthly Archives: June 2011

Celebrity Crush of the Day : Linda Cardellini

Linda Cardellini. I’m a huge fan of the movie “Grandma’s Boy” and grew up watching “Scooby-Doo”. Granted … the movie sucked, but the cartoon gives me boners. Linda Cardellini is super cute .. and in two of my favorite things. … Continue reading

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Johan’s Ark

Johan Huibers just completed building a life-sized Noah’s Ark. He told reporters that he had a nightmare about ‘Doomsday’. BIBLICAL COVER-UP. The real story is that Johan and Jesus were at a strip club the night before .. after a … Continue reading

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He Was a Rhinestone Cowboy

Glen Campbell has Alzheimer’s. Sad. When contacted for an interview, he answered his phone, “Hi, I’m Glen Campbell.” In the middle of me asking my first question, he interrupted, “Hi, I’m Glen Campbell.” I asked him if he wanted to … Continue reading

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Hail To The King

Happy belated birthday to Bruce Campbell. He is all-fuckin’-time. I was lucky enough to work with him on “My Name is Bruce”, too .. and he’s a super nice guy. Happy Birthday, “Ash”.

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A Random Thought from Midgetspar

Can you imagine how horrific it would be to be in a room full of copy paper … 200 sheets of irritation .. mimicking your every move.

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“Gator Don’t Play No Shit! Ya’ Feel Me!”

A New Jersey Professor was recently arrested for running a prostitution website. Who wouldn’t want a pimp as a physics teacher? Extra credit would  literally be ‘the tits’. That’s the other troubling part. I would expect this from a economics … Continue reading

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Wonder Woman

“Wonder Woman” was suppose to be a television show, probably on the CW because that’s where all shitty shows for 12 year old kids go. The idea got nixed, but they are still going to make a movie. Director, Nicolas … Continue reading

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Wart Removal Made Simple, Just Add Ammo

Some British dude named Sean Murphy, had a wart on his finger the size of a thumb-nail. He’s a trained security guard and a part time ninja so he has plenty of experience in weapons handling (Some of that isn’t … Continue reading

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I Guess It’s Better Than Eating Dogs .. Maybe

Headline: “Japanese Scientists Discover How To Turn Human Excrement Into Meat.” The Japanese .. are going to eat their own shit.

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Usher Can Suck A Dick

In a recent interview, Usher, revealed his ‘seduction secrets’. Let me break them down for you … Step 1: Make sure you have 30 billion dollars. Step 2: Be able to magically make your fingers into a heart shape. Step … Continue reading

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