Monthly Archives: July 2011

Oprah Wants To Teach South African Kids

Oprah Winfrey is going to travel to South Africa to teach High School kids. In 4 years, they will graduate, knowing everything there is to know … about John Travolta. Gimme a free car, beotch! UPDATE: I thought the picture … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity News | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Yogi Is An Asshole

A bear in Yellowstone Park killed a hiker. I wasn’t shocked like most were when reading this. It was a hiker .. and a FUCKING BEAR. Bear 1 – Hiker 0

Posted in News, Headlines and Politics | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Why You Little Sons A’ Bitches

Cheating Scandal rocks public school system. HOLY SHIT. Kids cheat on tests? WTF? A new study, after a century of wonder, has finally put an end to all the speculation. Yes, kids cheat on tests in school. None of us … Continue reading

Posted in News, Headlines and Politics | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lady Gaga Loves Gay People

Lady Gaga slams claims she uses the gay community to boost record sales. Let’s be real. This is an unnecessary bullshit apology. She’s a sales woman in entertainment. She should be using every community she can to boost record sales … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity News | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

3.4 Million Reasons To Stop Cleaning Poo

A man named Tyrone Curry, just won 3.4 million dollars in the lottery. I don’t know from which state because I don’t care, if you want to know .. look it up. Curry is a janitor. Still. 3.4 Million Dollars … Continue reading

Posted in News, Headlines and Politics | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Celebrities That Probably Smell Like Shit

I’m 96.8% sure that Nicolas Cage would smell like shit in person. That is all.

Posted in Celebrity News | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The 4th of July

Enjoy your Independence Day, party people. Be safe and if you start a fire, pee on it. Remember that kids are expendable, there are way to many of them .. So always think about yourself first when making decision concerning … Continue reading

Posted in Quick Hits | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Transformers 3 Beats Off Records

It made a shit load of money. I’d tell you how much but I really don’t give a shit. I know I don’t get any of it. I haven’t seen it, but I’m sure shit blows up and Shia Labeouf … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity News | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Summer Fun: B-Movie Mercenary Style

Scott Baio and Clint Howard play a little beach Frisbee as Pee-Wee and Michael Jackson watch in utter amazement. You’re Welcome.

Posted in Midgetspar Original Pictures | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Kelsey Grammer Song

You’re Welcome. UPDATE: It worked. This video was released before the news of Grammer having a starring role in the show “Boss” was released.

Posted in Random Videos | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment