Monthly Archives: July 2011

Have A Swayze 4th Of July Weekend

Smoke if you got ’em. You’re Welcome

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Carson Daly Reveals Big Changes For “The Voice”

Puberty is a bitch. I’d like to offer Mr. Daly any support he may need during this exciting and frustrating time. Someones’ gettin’ pregnant. I like this picture of him, because it’s photo evidence that he knows how to hold stuff.

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Celebrity Crush of the Day : Adrianne Palicki

I have no clue what Adrianne Palicki has ever been in. I just saw her picture today. She was suppose to play “Wonder Woman” in the television serious that got axed. Sum’ Bitch.

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Crows Are Vindictive Little Bitches

New Study. Oh Boy. Crows never forget a face. Not the human Crow with a sword, but the actual shit eating bird. They are also vengeful, supposedly. They will also tell a friend, and those crows will dislike you, too. … Continue reading

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Will.I.Am Escapes Hotel Fire In London ..

.. just moments after starting it with his mad rhymes.

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Shia LaBeouf Is Way More Cool Than You

All hell broke loose when Shia Labeouf said in an interview this week that he put his wiener inside of Megan Fox’s butthole. (This isn’t entirely accurate). The scandal was .. “Was Megan still with that Pug-Knuckler from 90210 at … Continue reading

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A Random Thought from Midgetspar

If you have a friend that says, “Man, I feel like an asshole.” .. Touch him at your own risk .. and don’t put your finger in anyone’s mouth until you wash your hands.

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Faces Of Meth

A popular magazine just issued an apology to Aaron Carter for misquoting him. The article insinuated that Carter suggested that Michael Jackson gave him cocaine, alcohol and many other drugs. Carter has issued a statement saying the magazine is a … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Hooker

25 year old, Lindsay Lohan, turns 48 today.

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