Monthly Archives: December 2011

The Avengers 2012 Theatrical Trailer

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16 And Pregnant

I wouldn’t fuck this girl. Mariah Yeater’s ex-boyfriend is spilling the beans on Yeater’s plans to extort the american icon, Justin Bieber, for millions. If you don’t remember, a pregnant Yeater claimed that after a concert, Bieber invited her to … Continue reading

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The Jewel Of Denial

In sad news, it has been reported that the “Style” network has no plans to bring back the super popular show “Ruby” for another season. The show followed Ruby (shown above) on her epic weight-loss journey. When reached for comment, … Continue reading

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We Can’t All Be Heroes

Alright. Just read this. It’s amazing. Donnie Riggins, the resource cop for Lake Brantley High School in Florida, was let go on Friday after he came to school dressed as a gynecologist by the name of “Dr. Harry Beaver,” WFTV … Continue reading

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Where Are They Now?

Moviefone.com just posted a blog. In this blog they argue that “Toto” from “The Wizard of Oz” should have won an Oscar for best actor. Yeah. The fucking dog. They also said that along with “Toto”, the talking pig from … Continue reading

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Poultry Wars

Aol.com has an article called .. “10 Ways To Spice Up Your Boring Chicken” There was an instant backlash from chickens, nationwide. When reached for comment, the head of their union had three simple words … “Hey, FUCK YOU.”

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

I’m celebrating my 13th Birthday tomorrow! I’ve already done it once, but I couldn’t have strippers at that one.

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Homework Will Soon Make Kids More Stupid

Jason Falls, who is on the “National Board of Family Literacy” writes… “Teachers that resist using social media in the classroom are stripping their students of an essential component of their future success. Avoiding — or worse, banning — social … Continue reading

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Perfect Casting News

They are making a big budget movie on the life and trials of Jackie Robinson. Robinson was the first African-American to play in Major League Baseball. They have extended an offer to a huge Hollywood star. Wether he accepts it … Continue reading

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OPERATION: POLAR SOLUTION

Polar Bears are eating each other. I do believe this is the last sign in the bible that the apocolypse is upon us. See, Polar Bears eat seals. With the ice caps melting, there are less seals. Follow me, here? … Continue reading

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