Monthly Archives: January 2012

Head Lice Protest

Scientists have debunked the myth that head lice prefer to gravitate towards a nappy dirty head of hair. Dead wrong, says scientists. After about 50 years of research and probably 3.9 billion dollars in grants, they have all deciphered that … Continue reading

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Paula Abdul Gets Fired. Thanks MC Skat Kat For Preparing Her

Paula Abdul has been given the pink slip from X-Factor. She has been gracious in her departure, thanking everyone and saying that she will always suck on the dongs of those who were instrumental in her career, and there is … Continue reading

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Blake Griffin Has Sex With The Top Of Someone’s Head

It’s all the rage #BoomSmackPow!

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Anna Watson Could Beat The F*ck Out Of You

Anna Watson is college football’s strongest female cheerleader. She is also college football’s strongest non-college football player. She passed up signing a contract to be a fitness model because she refused to take legal steroids. That is very noble. But … Continue reading

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Guns N Roses Announce February Tour Dates

Dear Axl Rose Fans, Axl Rose will be touring a few cities with his knock off band that he still calls ‘Guns N Roses’. If you would like to watch Axl Rose stumble around on stage, hurl insults to audience … Continue reading

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Heartache: Nosferatu Edition

Maria Jose Cristerna got married. She then went through a bad break-up. She is/was a lawyer. So, like any person who suffered some heartache would do, she tattooed her whole body, grew horns and had fangs installed. She is now … Continue reading

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Eat A Dick, Chris Brown

Chris Brown might be performing at the Grammys this year. He is also up for 3 awards. A couple years ago, Brown beat the fuck piss out of his then popstar girlfriend, Rihanna. After this happened, the world united in … Continue reading

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Danny Gokey (who?) Got Married

Danny Gokey, from American Idol “fame”, has gotten married. If Kevin Smith lost weight then fucked Elvis Costello, their child would be Danny Gokey. The end of my penis tingles everytime I hear news of bliss and happiness. Congrats, you … Continue reading

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Top 10 Horror Movies By Midgetspar

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Keep in mind, this is MY top 10 Horror Movie List. You will not find “The Exorcist” on here, that movie bored the fuck out of me. There will be some terrible films listed, but all have a special place … Continue reading

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Dog Fight Set Photos Surface

Photos from the movie set “Dog Fight”, starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifanakis have popped up. In the film, they play rival politicians in a small congressional district in South Carolina. Yes Please.

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