Monthly Archives: January 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs

They’re just as confused as she is.

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

If your life feels like it is spiraling out of control in a chaotic jet wash, don’t worry. Only Goose dies.

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Ke$ha Knows How To Party

Ke$ha (John Travolta’s love child) just released a new remix video for her “Sleazy” song. It features rappers Lil Wayne, Andre 300, T.I. and Wiz Khalifa who seem to all be performing very simple 80’s style ryhmes. I tried to … Continue reading

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Celebrity Crush Of The Day : Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new Lifetime series coming out based off of her “smash hit” movie “The Client List”. I’m not going to watch it. But she’s still hot.

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

If you’re ever feeling sad, fill your neighbor’s bird feeder full of Pork n Beans. You will instantly feel satisfied and full of happiness.

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Anything For A Vote: Rick Santorum Edition

Rick Santorum had his 20 year old daughter Liz speak in his place in front of a crowd of roughly 250 people in Sarasota. Rick Santorum’s 3 year old daughter Bella suffers from a disease called Trisomy. Trisomy is a … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10

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Three new movies were released this week. Let’s see how they did. I will also give you a brief description of what the film is about. 1. The Grey – $20 million Liam Neeson beat off (out) Katherine Heigl and … Continue reading

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Gay People Are So Hard To Please

Cynthia Nixon, an openly gay actress, recently came out and said that she chose to be gay. This really pissed gay people off. She is in deep anal shit for saying that she wasn’t born to stick her fingers in … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Heather Graham

Heather Graham is 42? What the fuck? I remember watching her in “License To Drive”, the epic Corey Haim, Corey Feldman movie. She played a ditsy, pampered, sexy, popular chick .. and she’s never looked back. She plays the same … Continue reading

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Newt Gingrich Lip Reading Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea3yC_6s0qI Newt Gingrich Lip Reading Video from Funnyordie.com

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