I never thought there would come a day, where I would actually be pulling for Jaleel White or Gavin DeGraw to win … pretty much anything. The new cast has been announced for DWTS. Fuck that’s a hip acronym. Here … Continue reading
Somewhere in the world … Someone just came on someone elses brand new pillow cases
How beautiful is a Teegarden? Holy shit. Just sit on a bench sipping hot liquid staring at vagina plants all day. Aimee Teegarden was in the following movies: Scream 4 Prom Beneath The Darkness I don’t remember her in Scream … Continue reading
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Jimmy Kimmel made a movie trailer. It’s fucking AWESOME. He calls it “Movie: The Movie” He combines a lot of popular movie plots and throws them in one star-studded movie trailer. The result .. is fucking hilarious. He made this … Continue reading
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Angelina Jolie’s leg somehow stole the show. It wasn’t so much her leg .. but how blatantly she was whoring it out there. It was like a pornstar whipping a cock out of some dudes pants so the director wouldn’t … Continue reading
If my last name was “Pussyfuck” … I’d probably legally change it to “GentlePussyLovin” so I didn’t get teased in school.
Katy Perry just dropped $50,000 for a cooking lesson. Maybe Russell brand got tired of eating vagina every night. Alright, so it was for charity. She was at Elton John’s (who eats dick every night for dinner) Oscar viewing party. … Continue reading
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Even after birth control, for the females, and vasectomies for the males .. Chimps in a New Orleans animal facility … … keep fuckin’ … and keep gettin’ pregnant. Humans. Always trying to control everything. Monkeys have every right to … Continue reading