Monthly Archives: March 2012

Celebrity Crush Of The Day : Ashley Schnacky

There are hidden gems all over the cinematic world, Ashley Schnacky being one of them. She has only had bit parts in shit movies, but she has that look that makes me wanna stick somethin’ in her. I think she … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Your baby is ugly. Your cell phone battery lasts a lot longer when you have no friends. Superman’s adopted. I hope someone makes a “found footage” movie about me after I die. 90 minutes of me masturbating as my cat … Continue reading

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The Green Swayze

You’re welcome.

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Top 10 Non-Comedian Tweeters

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The amusing part is .. most comedians suck at Twitter. The biggest offender being Dane Cook. Most would argue that he isn’t funny to begin with, but he’s atrocious on this 140 characters or less venue. Most that make up … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

The drummer for Def Leppard sucks at Twister. I just carved “For A Good Time Play Tetherball” on the Applebees bathroom stall door. I hope The Hunger Games makes murdering kids with bow and arrows popular again.

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R2-D2

R2-D2 is a bad-ass mother *eee err ohh ee ohh err eee” (those were his robot noises, fuck you).

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Goth: A Midgetspar Movie Review

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GOTH If I don’t hear the word “goth” uttered ever again, I’ll die a happy man. I may need to rethink this “Free YouTube Movie” shit I’ve started. Goth was probably the best and worst of the bunch so far. … Continue reading

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Top 10 Box Office March 23rd-25th

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1. The Hunger Games – $155 million Third largest opening ever (That’s what she said) I haven’t seen it yet, but I’d like too. My friend told me what it’s about, so here is your Hunger Games synopsis: This girl … Continue reading

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Midgetspar Responds To A Spam Comment

Here is a comment I just received from “Potty Train Boy” on my “Dancing With The Stars Season 14 Cast Revealed” post. “Nice post. I used to be checking continuously this weblog and I am impressed! Extremely helpful info specially … Continue reading

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Celebrity Crush Of The Day : Jenny Mollen

Who? Jenny Mollen, mother fuckers! Her married name is Jenny Mollen Biggs, wife of American Pie actor, Jason Biggs. I left the married name off, because she deserves some solo cred. Fuck that marriage stuff. Celebrity? Okay, not really. She … Continue reading

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