There are hidden gems all over the cinematic world, Ashley Schnacky being one of them. She has only had bit parts in shit movies, but she has that look that makes me wanna stick somethin’ in her. I think she … Continue reading
Your baby is ugly. Your cell phone battery lasts a lot longer when you have no friends. Superman’s adopted. I hope someone makes a “found footage” movie about me after I die. 90 minutes of me masturbating as my cat … Continue reading
The drummer for Def Leppard sucks at Twister. I just carved “For A Good Time Play Tetherball” on the Applebees bathroom stall door. I hope The Hunger Games makes murdering kids with bow and arrows popular again.
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GOTH If I don’t hear the word “goth” uttered ever again, I’ll die a happy man. I may need to rethink this “Free YouTube Movie” shit I’ve started. Goth was probably the best and worst of the bunch so far. … Continue reading
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1. The Hunger Games – $155 million Third largest opening ever (That’s what she said) I haven’t seen it yet, but I’d like too. My friend told me what it’s about, so here is your Hunger Games synopsis: This girl … Continue reading
Who? Jenny Mollen, mother fuckers! Her married name is Jenny Mollen Biggs, wife of American Pie actor, Jason Biggs. I left the married name off, because she deserves some solo cred. Fuck that marriage stuff. Celebrity? Okay, not really. She … Continue reading