Monthly Archives: March 2012

Who Is Nicola McLean?

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I’ve recently stumbled upon Nicola McLean. Apparently she is some overseas celebrity? (I’m pretty sure they aren’t real) I got curious so I looked her up. Here are some pictures along with snippets from her Wikipedia bio. Also there will … Continue reading

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It’s Okay To Speak Your Mind

90% of everything people are posting on social media sites now, are pictures with someone else’s thoughts. It’s okay to have your own, sometimes. Don’t be afraid of being awesome. You’re welcome.

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Creed: My Hollywood True Story

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I saw a video that was made the other day that was so funny, I cried uncontrollably. It will be featured at the end of this post. It is a dubbed version of Creed’s live Grammy performance where they were … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

If I ever become a rockstar, every night on stage .. I’m gonna make the crowd chant ‘SAND-WICH-ES! SAND-WICH-ES!’ If frogs had war paint on their faces they’d still taste like shit. Masturbating is not a perfectly normal, natural thing … Continue reading

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Shower Of Blood: A Midgetspar Movie Review

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SHOWER OF BLOOD I have this new thing, where every night I watch a free dingleberry of a horror movie on YouTube. Then I’m gonna write about it. Here is another movie (video) shot on a home camera. I was … Continue reading

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Gene Simmons Blasts Rihanna For Sucking

This glorious picture is in honor of Gene Simmons. Kiss is going on tour again with some other famous old band (I already forgot who and I don’t care. Look it up) and blasted singers that lip-sync on stage with … Continue reading

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Katy Perry Music Video “Part Of Me” With Analysis

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Katy Perry has debuted her new single/video for her song “Part Of Me”. The video starts by telling a story. She catches her boyfriend cheating on her, so she cuts her hair off in a gas station bathroom and joins … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

I just pulled a back muscle masturbating. I might need help getting down from the roof. I’m still kinda surprised people eat assholes on purpose. Right now, somewhere in the world, Tom Cruise is fisting himself. Allegedly.

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Celebrities That Probably Smell Like Shit

Zach Galifianakis Anything that large and hairy has gotta omit a foul stench. Especially if it sweats. The bathtub is fooling no one, my friend (we’re not really friends). Zach, you’re a funny dude … But you probably smell like … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber Has Life All Figured Out

“I <3 Sodomy.” – Justin Bieber

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