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I’ve recently stumbled upon Nicola McLean. Apparently she is some overseas celebrity? (I’m pretty sure they aren’t real) I got curious so I looked her up. Here are some pictures along with snippets from her Wikipedia bio. Also there will … Continue reading
If I ever become a rockstar, every night on stage .. I’m gonna make the crowd chant ‘SAND-WICH-ES! SAND-WICH-ES!’ If frogs had war paint on their faces they’d still taste like shit. Masturbating is not a perfectly normal, natural thing … Continue reading
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SHOWER OF BLOOD I have this new thing, where every night I watch a free dingleberry of a horror movie on YouTube. Then I’m gonna write about it. Here is another movie (video) shot on a home camera. I was … Continue reading
This glorious picture is in honor of Gene Simmons. Kiss is going on tour again with some other famous old band (I already forgot who and I don’t care. Look it up) and blasted singers that lip-sync on stage with … Continue reading
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Katy Perry has debuted her new single/video for her song “Part Of Me”. The video starts by telling a story. She catches her boyfriend cheating on her, so she cuts her hair off in a gas station bathroom and joins … Continue reading
I just pulled a back muscle masturbating. I might need help getting down from the roof. I’m still kinda surprised people eat assholes on purpose. Right now, somewhere in the world, Tom Cruise is fisting himself. Allegedly.