Monthly Archives: April 2012

Here Is Everything That Is Wrong With America

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These two bitches. The super terrible “Hot Girl Problems” has blown up and gone viral. It’s over 8 million views, which is the only reason why I’m posting this. This is the new Internet sensation. A music video where two … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

I’m gonna tie a live butterfly to my exposed boner and let him pull me around town tomorrow. It’s gonna be so fuckin’ beautiful. Fucking someones brains out isn’t as easy as you might think, guys. Those things are really … Continue reading

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2 Broke Girls

What do you get when you cross the Tupac hologram hysteria and two broke bitches from TLC? Yep. A tour. TLC has announced that they will be going on tour and deceased member Left Eye (the only one that 100% … Continue reading

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Celebrity Crush Of The Day : Maria Fowler

Fowler is an English glamour model. That’s pretty much all I know of her? She apparently just separated from a “famous football” player, but it’s probably Soccer. Soccer sucks. Throw her name in Google and have a fun 10 minutes. … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Just bought a Bald Eagle and named it Bruce Willis ’cause it drinks Wine Coolers like a bad ass. I don’t mean to burst your guys’ bubble, but you’re not surrounded by fuckin’ bubbles .. and if you were, you … Continue reading

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What The Fuck

There are two reasons I’m pissed off that Katy Perry already has a new boyfriend. 1. The sanctity of marriage is a fucking joke. How anyone (and especially celebrities) move on to a new partner after being married for years, … Continue reading

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Today Is My Christmas

The first round of the 2012 NFL DRAFT kicks off tonight at 5pm. I doubt any of you fuck sticks care, but I’ll be posting all 7 rounds Saturday evening. I like alcohol, jokes, pussy, and sports. I’m a guy. … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (DarkMessiah: It’s Just a Game)

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I was playing Modern Warfare 3 today and I heard someone in the lobby bitch about K/D ratios and places in the lobby leaderboard. That’s when it occurred to me that bragging about being the top spot in the lobby … Continue reading

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Top 10 Weekend Box Office April 13-15

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1. The Hunger Games – $21 million Four weeks in a row at number one, so I’ll have to explain to you again, what the movie is about. So here it goes … Look how Goddamn big Lenny Kravitz’ fucking … Continue reading

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Dick Clark Died Again, Guys

Before I start, doesn’t his chin look like a shiny hairless ballsack in that picture? Okay, so first of all, rest in peace .. Mr. Clark. That being said, there are all kinds of things that have been said about … Continue reading

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