Monthly Archives: April 2012

2012 NFL Mock Draft – April 14th Update

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2012 NFL Mock Draft 3 ROUND APRIL 14th UPDATE ROUND 1 1. Indianapolis Colts Andrew Luck – QB – Stanford 2. Washington Redskins Robert Griffin III – QB – Baylor 3. Minnesota Vikings Matt Kalil – OT – USC 4. … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

My girlfriend just had “The Talk” with me. Like I don’t understand what the rape whistle on her nightstand means. Can you skinny jean to death? I sure hope so. One of the reasons I don’t hunt is because I’m … Continue reading

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Stupid News For Stupid People

More news that you care about but shouldn’t. These are headlines taken from AOL.COM, today. 1. Music artist Prince loses multi-million dollar lawsuit. This is sad. Now all he’s left with is multi-millions of dollars. 2. After 19 years the … Continue reading

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I’m Going To Blow My Brains Out

Can the world just fucking end, already. Harry Styles (the little floppy-haired boy pictured above with the smooth as silk name) is one of five members from the UK pop boy band One Direction. They are currently invading The United … Continue reading

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North Korea Is Still North Korea

BREAKING NEWS: North Korea is still ran by fucktards. Big shocker. They’ve recently launched a rocket against the wishes of some other people, I dunno. I don’t really follow important events that can lead to war and chaos. Things don’t … Continue reading

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I Once Got Busy In A Megadeth Bathroom

This amazing article is from uproxx.com “Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist I’d like to ask you a few questions, UPROXX readers. 1. Did you recently attend a Megadeth/Motorhead show in … Continue reading

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Axl Rose Is Still A Boner

Axl Rose has turned down an invite to be inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame as a member of his band (well, the old version) Guns N Roses. It’s been like 20 fucking years and he still … Continue reading

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Ted Official Red Band Movie Trailer

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I’m probably in the minority on this one, but I don’t think Seth MacFarlane is funny. I don’t even know if I spelled his name right and I don’t give a fuck to check. That’s how unfunny I think he … Continue reading

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Celebrity Crush Of The Day : Brooklyn Decker

Decker is kinda like a prettier version of Kate Upton with slightly less enormous giggly boobs. She is an ex-model turned actress, generally recognized as Adam Sandler’s love interest who emerges from the ocean in one of the most glorious … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

If I could kill people with dirty looks and finger snaps, I would be the least feared serial killer of all-time. Hamster Jesus would take the wheel and run with it. I can tell religion jokes ’cause I have a … Continue reading

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