Monthly Archives: November 2012

Weekend Box Office: Nov 23-25

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1. Breaking Eclipses Twilight Dawn Electric Boogaloo 2 – $43.6 million This movie is about an arm wrestling competition. If the stoic bitch wins, Jacob has to fuck some wolf pussy and stop going after babies. If the guy who … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (The Sculptress: Macaroni Monstrosities, Mom’s and Mexico)

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Macaroni Monstrosities, Mom’s and Mexico My Mother, I’m quite certain, will never read this post. I hope. It’s fairly safe to say she’d be mortified, horrified, embarrassed, and humiliated. Let’s continue, shall we? Each and every one of us has … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Texas Veteran: Steering Wheel)

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Steering Wheel Whether it’s at 9 and 3, 10 and 2, or at high noon like most of us asshats, we’ve all gripped one. As kids we climbed behind it, recklessly turning it side to side, pretending to drive away … Continue reading

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Midgetspar: Your Mom Thought It Was Funny

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Your Mom Thought It Was Funny The average person won’t tell you when they think something you said was funny. They will smile, laugh, share your jokes with friends, and anticipate more. They will use your words in situations and … Continue reading

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Midgetspar: The Letter

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The Letter I just received this letter in the mail: Dear Corey, So, you’ve probably heard by now that come late December, I’m gonna destroy Earth and start over again. I was gonna have you build an Ark and select … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Panda: Altered States and Adult Themes)

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Altered States and Adult Themes They sat on a secondhand futon. Staring at one another. The room was a mix of smoke and early summer sun. She was nervous. He was sure. And, together, they were bent towards a common … Continue reading

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Midgetspar: The Great White Swayze

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The Adventures of Patrick Swayze The Great White Swayze As the sun fades and the stars come out to play, another day decides to call it a wrap. Thoughts and daydreams run through the mind like Hamster Jesus asking Carrie … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Panda: Blowjobs Are Weird)

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Blowjobs are Weird I remember dreading my first blowjob; not knowing what to expect or how it worked or whether I’d be good at it. I’d never watched porn so I was relying solely on advice from my high school … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (The Sculptress: The Pursuit of Happiness)

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The Pursuit of Happiness I’ve reached an age where people no longer ask what I would like to do “when I grow up.” I don’t know why that is or what this means, as I consider myself far off from … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Sunny: Serendipity)

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Serendipity By Sunny Serendipity is my favorite word that I never say. Something good and amazing we find while not specifically searching for it. Those happy discoveries are, perhaps, the most special meaningful moments we have fond memories of. The … Continue reading

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