Polar Bears are eating each other. I do believe this is the last sign in the bible that the apocolypse is upon us.
See, Polar Bears eat seals. With the ice caps melting, there are less seals. Follow me, here?
With less seals, there is less food for the Polar Bears.
So, there are now photographs of Polar Bears eating their own cubs. Gross and sad.
BUT … I have a solution. I am full of genius ideas.
We need to load up airplanes with the only other thing besides seals .. that we know Polar Bears love and enjoy …