A New Craze Sweeps Across Our Great Nation

Popstar, Jason Derulo (whom I’ve never heard of), is known for his sweet-ass dance moves. While rehearsing for his “Future History Tour” (clever) he fall down go boom.

Jason Derulo fractured his neck.

Derulo’s “Future History Tour” is now histo … well … you get it.

Doctors’ everywhere, rejoice. When this new dance move sweeps across the nation, and it will .. because people are stupid .. there will be medical bills a plenty.

I fractured my neck just now while dance–typing.

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