Popstar, Jason Derulo (whom I’ve never heard of), is known for his sweet-ass dance moves. While rehearsing for his “Future History Tour” (clever) he fall down go boom.
Jason Derulo fractured his neck.
Derulo’s “Future History Tour” is now histo … well … you get it.
Doctors’ everywhere, rejoice. When this new dance move sweeps across the nation, and it will .. because people are stupid .. there will be medical bills a plenty.
I fractured my neck just now while dance–typing.