Please Don’t Do This To Me

The awards show known as “The Grammy’s” haven’t had a host in 7 years.

They have decided to have one this year.

LL Cool J

That makes sense. Going without a host for 7 years was kind of nice, but when a super talented, legendary, moving, soulfoul, acclaimed artist/musician like LL is available .. you have to jump on that shit.

That man licks his lips every other word. This show is going to last 9 fucking hours.

“This next *licks lips* presenter .. mmmm *licks lips* .. dayum, she’s so fine *licks lips* .. you may have .. mmmmm … *licks lips* seen her in … dayum *licks lips* .. this gurl … mmm.. *licks lips* .. she needs no introduction .. mmmmm *licks lips* C’mon gurl .. *licks lips* .. just bring your sweet ass .. *licks lips* .. right on out here *licks lips* .. come stand next to Cool James .. *licks lips* … mmmmm … Come give out an award gurl. *LICKS LIPS*”

Can’t wait.

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