Russell Wilson just had a brush with death. He was diving in the Bahamas with video equipment to capture beautiful pictures of sharks.
A Tiger Shark, which is the second deadliest to man behind the Great White, decided to say ‘hi’.
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Wilson fended off the shark with his camera, escaping any wounds.
Despite this close encounter, Wilson says he can’t wait to get back into the water to do it again.
When Russell Wilson gets eaten, I will not consider it a tragedy. Dude’s got balls, that will probably taste delicious to a shark, very soon.
I do hope that Russell Wilson and Steve Irwin are allowed to open a Zoo in heaven.
Sharks do NOT eat people. Most sharks have teeth which are ineffective cutting tools, and cant effectively remove flesh off something larger than their mouths. 100 needles in your leg would have a tough time removing a chunk of flesh. In most shark attacks flesh is not removed, even in the odd case where someone dies it’s usually becasue of blood loss not because the shark ate the person.
If I was a shark I’d eat as many humans as I could. I’d find a way.