Guns N Roses Announce February Tour Dates

Dear Axl Rose Fans,

Axl Rose will be touring a few cities with his knock off band that he still calls ‘Guns N Roses’. If you would like to watch Axl Rose stumble around on stage, hurl insults to audience members, and cough and wheez by the third song .. you can go to gunsnroses.com and get east coast dates and details. While you are there, you may want to view pictures of the other bandmates, so you don’t mistake them for your friend Jimmy who lives down the street. The band should be renamed, and you know it. Maybe something cool, like “Axl Rose and his 4 Bitches”.

Sincerely,
Midgetspar

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