There was a rumor plopping around for a whole 24 hours that Snooki, of The Jersey Shore, was pregnant.
Snooki publicly denied it. This is good news for everyone, but especially her imaginary unborn alcohol flavored baby.
If that “woman” ever births a child, it will fulfill the final signs of the impending apocalypse, and probably look like an Ewok with Downs Syndrome.
Dear Snooki, Stop fuckin’. Thanks, Me.