Beyonce, Jennifer Hudson, Gweneth Paltrow, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda .. and now you can add Nicki Minaj. I hate them all.
Wonderland Magazine’s cover story features Minaj’s green room demands in an issue that comes out Thursday. I don’t read it. I just don’t want to get sued. Here is what she “requests” or she won’t show up or perform.
12 Bottles of Martinelli’s Apple Juice. Half of them need to be room temperature (urine slurping fetish) and half need to be chilled in ice.
3, 12 piece buckets of “spicy” chicken wings and she stresses “No Thighs”.
24 bottles of Dasani Water. Half room temperature (urine slurping fetish) and half chilled on ice.
Egg Whites (Scrambled Hard)
Turkey Bacon (Fried Hard)
White toast with grape and strawberry jam
Belgian Waffles with syrup, powdered sugar, whipped cream, butter and strawberries.
Assorted fruit juices
3 packs of gum
Salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, green olives and Wishbone Light Italian dressing.
Bumble Bee Tuna in water
Wheat and low fat crackers
Two dozen pink or white roses
Candles with the scent of baked goods
Halls Mentho-Lyptus Honey Lemon Throat Cough Drops.
Contact Lenses solution with case
2 Space heaters
Cool mist humidifier.
Nicki Minaj NEEDS this stuff. She has to have it.
Just buy a God Damn sandwich and go sing.
Here is a list of MY green room requests:
A door that locks
A tub of Vaseline
Check that .. 3 tubs of Vaseline
And a man with dyslexia who reads Dr. Suess books until I nap.
I hate divas. I hate VH1 for glorifying them. I love Fleshlights.