Casting Confusion

“Lovelace” is a new movie coming out based on a true story about a woman who sucks on a lot of dongs.

Demi Moore was originally casted to play an old porn star, but had to drop out after inhaling whip-its.

On a side not, after the fall of her marriage with Ashton Kutcher, it was rumored she was pursuing Zac Effron. She is most definitely spiraling out of control.

Demi was replaced with Sarah Jessica Parker.

I’m not trying to sound like an asshole, but why would you cast one of the most mocked, unique looking celebrities to play a figure that is suppose to make you wanna bone something?

She was cute in Footloose, I’ll give her that.

And yes, I called her ‘unique looking’.

You’re welcome, SJP.

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