In SUPER awesome news, a 10 year old little shit was sipping on a Capri Sun, when a worm slithered from the package’s straw, into his mouth.
The little fucks mom pulled the worm out of the kid’s bitch hole.
BAD MOVE. MISSED OPPORTUNITY.
Squirt the juice out, shove the worm back in, fill it with Tequila … and teach that boy how to be a man.
When reached for comment, Kraft, the distributors of Capri Sun, said, “So fuckin’ what.”