John Ritter Can Finally Rest In Peace

If you believe in reincarnation, John Ritter is a 10 year old monkey sitting on a tree limb in South Africa eating his own shit right now.

If you believe in anything “afterlife”, he is smiling and masturbating due to the amazing news that is spreading across the Internet like herpes.

After 30 years, Joyce Dewitt and Suzanne Somers have ended their feud.

It began when Somers left the show in 1981 over a financial contract dispute.

If there were internet back then, Twitter would have lit on fire with millions of guys screaming “Pay the Bitch!” Before plastic surgery came along, you didn’t get breasts like hers on television very often.

Granted, she wasn’t the prettiest thing in the world (one man’s opinion), but compared to The Golden Girls, she was Vaseline tub worthy.

I’m super glad they’ve squashed this feud. If only Creed’s front man Scott Stapp and Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit could do the same.

Joyce Dewitt came out as a guest on Somers’ web series show.

I had no idea Suzanne Somers had a web series show.

I had no idea … that THIS is now Suzanne Somers.

After all these years, still a looker.

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