Choke A Bitch. Then Go Bowling.

Check this shit out. Read this article. There is a place .. where you can assault your wife/girlfriend .. and it’s punishable by eating tasty seafood. I must go here.

“FORT LAUDERDALE (CBS4) – A Broward County judge ordered a Plantation man to perform an unusual release condition after he was arrested for domestic violence: take your wife out to dinner and bowling.

Judge John “Jay” Hurley made the unorthodox ruling after Joseph Bray, 47, was arrested for allegedly pushing his wife onto the couch in their home and putting his hands on her neck. The arrest affidavit stated that Bray lifted his hand to strike her, but never did.

Bray’s wife, who was also in court, said the argument began after Bray did not wish her a happy birthday.

After that, they learned Hurley’s release condition.

“He’s going to stop by somewhere and he’s going to get some flowers,” Judge John “Jay” Hurley said during the first appearance hearing. “And then he’s going to go home, pick up his wife, get dressed, take her to Red Lobster. And then after they have Red Lobster, they’re going to go bowling.”

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