Shakira Gets Maimed By Wild Land Sharks

Shakira was walking on the beach with her brother when they came upon a pack of wild sea lions.

The fucker bit her, right on her hand. She posted a picture of this devastating attack.

It reminds me of the cut Will Ferrell had in ‘Step Brothers’ when the bunk beds collapse.

Sea Lions don’t buy concert tickets, dickhead. They don’t give a shit that your hips don’t lie.

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