Today the world mourns the loss of Tom Martinez, the man who taught New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady, how to throw a football.
We lose mothers, fathers, sons and daughters everyday. We lose poets and leaders, inventors and writers that inspire us … everyday.
But today, my friends, stands above the rest.
We lost the man responsible for teaching a grown man how to throw an inflated ball made of pigskin, accurately.
Tom Martinez, may you rest in peace. Your contributions to the world will always be remembered … and may you finally teach Jesus how to throw … anything.
At least you avoided the apocalypse.