Sad News To Report

Msn.com had an article:

“Which Massacres Get 5 Stars?”

I cannot even begin to tell you how excited this made me.

Ranking mass slaughter from worst to first? I felt like I was in the middle of a bloggers wet dream …

I was.

I clicked the link after making a sandwich and pouring a frothy beverage (I had to get prepared), and immediately had a sinking of all emotion.

I had read it wrong.

It was: “Which mascaras get 5 stars?”

I went from infinite death to eye liner …

… and it has ruined my whole day.

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