Msn.com had an article:
“Which Massacres Get 5 Stars?”
I cannot even begin to tell you how excited this made me.
Ranking mass slaughter from worst to first? I felt like I was in the middle of a bloggers wet dream …
I clicked the link after making a sandwich and pouring a frothy beverage (I had to get prepared), and immediately had a sinking of all emotion.
I had read it wrong.
It was: “Which mascaras get 5 stars?”
I went from infinite death to eye liner …
… and it has ruined my whole day.