A gigantic 27lb Lobster was just caught by a fisherman out “shrimping” (that’s when you suck shit out of someone’s butt with a straw) on the East Coast.
This has Marine Experts baffled.
Apparently, these experts aren’t aware .. that if some creatures can avoid being caught and eaten by humans … they will keep growing.
If Aliens where the superior species (coming soon?), they’d be shocked when they beam-rayed up some 6′ 4″ meaty stud who’d been hiding in a cave for a few decades, too.
Look at the picture. The Lobster is on a restaurant kitchen counter.
Bitch is done for.
Nom nom nom nom nom!