John Christopher Champion, 22, has been charged with armed robbery and aggravated battery. He could not be charged with “legged” robbery.
What’s worse? He’s fucking disabled.
Champion went cruising into a Chevron Mini Mart in Cheifland, Florida, on his pimp-ass wheelchair wielding his Rambo:First Blood pocket knife.
He taunted the clerk to push the “panic button” .. claiming that there was no way police would show up and arrest a weapon swindling disabled minute market robber. So she pushed it …
He asked the clerk for the cash. She got into a “struggle” with him (How much struggle can a dick with no legs put up?) and stabbed Champion in his mother fuckin’ disabled legs 3 times.
More gimped than when he entered, he grabbed a 6 pack of beer and … a roll of electrical tape .. and rolled on out …
… where he got stuck in some sand.
Police arrived and arrested Champion.
Disabled man rolls into Chevron, pulls out a Boy Scout knife, gets stabbed in his already disabled legs 3 times … grabs beer and tape .. then gets stuck in sand until police show up to arrest him.
He is going to be SO easy to rape in prison.