Katy Perry just dropped $50,000 for a cooking lesson.
Maybe Russell brand got tired of eating vagina every night.
Alright, so it was for charity. She was at Elton John’s (who eats dick every night for dinner) Oscar viewing party.
They auctioned off one cooking lesson by some popular fuck who knows how to fry up a duck.
She was outbid by some other guy ( I already forgot who it was and I don’t really care ) but the two settled on splitting a $100,000 lesson tab.
It was for a great cause and she has big tits.