The X-Files: Mexican Edition

35 sheep have mysteriously died in Paracuaro, Mexico.

The residents are furious and know exactly who to blame.

Their God damn local WInged, Fanged, Chupacabra.

They need to look into exterminating this little shit head ASAP.

Chupacabra’s have been terrorizing Mexico for hundreds of years and are solely responsi ….

I can’t do this anymore.

This is retarded.

Everyone knows that Chupacabra’s didn’t kill any Mexican sheep.

They only kill humans.

RIP Heath Ledger.

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