The first Piranha sucked, and I loved it. The first hour is like a really bad Girls Gone Wild video.
Now they are coming out with a sequel, that promises to be just as bad with huge boobs all up in your face.
Sign me up.
Christopher Lloyd returns (thank God) along with a whole new cast of has-been’s to fight super angry fish with sharp teeth.
Nobody cares. It’s all about the boobies.
There are so many rip-offs in this trailer it’s ridiculous. Let’s look at a few.
Ving Rhames returns with a gun-leg, just like Rose McGowan from Planet Terror.
Rose McGowan had better boobs. Point for Planet Terror.
A Piranha emerges in a bathtub while a unsuspecting woman bathes.
Sounds eerily similar to Freddy Krueger’s knife glove submerging in A Nightmare On Elm Street.
David Hasselhoff plays himself as a celebrity Lifeguard there to judge the naked festivities. When shit goes down, people look to him for help, forgetting he’s not his character.
My Name Is Bruce, starring Bruce Campbell, same fucking thing.
That’s 3 things that are obvious, from the trailer alone. Gary Busey is in it, and that always makes for a good time.
None of this matters. In the end, people will flock to the theater for one reason only.
3DD boobs … in your face.
Enjoy the trailer.