Dear Occasional Spammers

I get some legit comments on my posts from time to time, but occasionally I get some “spammers” who try to sneak their way in. MOST of them read something like this:

“I loved up to you will obtain performed proper here. The comic strip is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nevertheless, you command get got an edginess over that you would like be handing over the following. unwell no doubt come further until now again as precisely the similar nearly very continuously within case you defend this hike.”

(This was an actual comment I just received on a “Celebrity Crush” post from a spammer who calls him/herself “Information of Wolves” – EPIC)

I won’t approve it, but here is my reply:

Dearest Deer Sir thanks you for not to the comment you had been to write. It made me us we feel good sometimes I think you are were a genius for coming going up to across my site and I think that I am maybe probably grateful for the time boner sugar stuff that you leave left in my hair when you ate my dog. Sincerely thanks you from me us Midgetspar.

On a side note, when I Googled “Retard with a Helmet” … this was the first picture that came up.

‘Cause Stone Cold Said So.

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