Everyone is freaking out because new couple Josh Hartnett and Amanda Seyfried were spotted shopping in a liquor store together.
First off, how does he pull sexy ass actress’ still? He hasn’t done a quality movie in like … Ever?
Here’s a pic to refresh your memory on the hotness of Seyfried:
I hate him.
What is brilliant about this pic is his approach. People aren’t seeing past the two stars.
Dude has a SHOPPING CART in a liquor store. Two people can hold 4 bottles, easy. He has a shopping cart!
He’s gonna get that piece of ass drunk and keep her drunk for a good year.
Well done and well played, sir.