Two remakes of Snow White are being released soon. It kind of reminds me of the 90′s when “Deep Impact” and “Armageddon” duked it out.
(Duked is not a real word)
I will have a bit of a rant (it will be brief) followed by the official movie trailer.
Based on her popularity from the hugely over-rated Twilight series, Kristen Stewart has been cast as Snow White.
This does NOT work in this film. Here is why.
Charlize Theron
“Mirror, mirror on the wall .. who’s the fairest of them all?”
And the mirror replies with …
THIS BITCH!
Really.
If you are going to cast Stewart as Snow White, then you can’t cast one of the most beautiful women in the world as the Evil Queen. It’s a shame Betty White wasn’t available, ’cause that’s the only way they could have pulled this shit off.
It’s horrible casting. You can’t have one with the other, UNLESS the rolls were reversed.
This will be one of those rare times where I will be routing for evil to win.
I hope the Huntsman cuts that bitch into a million little pieces, though we all know they will fall in love and defeat the Evil Queen.
It’s a sad day for cinema.
THE OFFICIAL 2012 “SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN” MOVIE TRAILER
Hahahaha. Poor celebrity being made fun of. RuPual would have been a better casting decision.
Ha, yeah. And if being the “Fairest” comes from within .. you’d think the mirror would tell the EVIL Queen that every bitch in the world was more “fair”. Perhaps her total package of being pretty and the biggest cunt in the world somehow balance out.
Kristen is beautiful! How could you diss her. Sure she doesn’t have many lines, just a lot of emo looks…but you try it. I only have three emo looks (one when Im sparkling), and I could only hope to one day have half the emo distressed stares that she has.
Besides this, you think Charlize would have let me break in and watch her sleep? Fuck no she wouldnt. She’s have a restraining order, and fast. Is that FAIR? I think creepy dudes like me are treated unFAIRly…
So again, to all you men who love distressed looking waifish women (who most likely just lay there in bed making the same faces they do in film) and you men who also have a penchant for breaking and entering and watching people sleep – Kristen is the FAIREST of all.
BOOM. That just happened. Your arguement are invalid.
Weird. Your post just made me cut myself and bite my lip.
Looks don’t exactly have everything to do with being “fairest of them all”. Seriously? She’s pure of heart, innocent. Twilight is of course a piece of shit franchise, but maybe you should watch some of the other work she’s done? Welcome to the Rileys, Adventureland, The Cake Eaters, and she did a pretty amazing Joan Jett in the Runaways.
And way to go, posting one of the less attractive pictures of her, and one of the most attractive of Charlize. They’re both beautiful in their own ways, so why don’t you shut the fuck up and hold your tongue until you actually see the movie.
You have swayed my opinion. I didn’t think it was possible. Stewart is now my favorite actress (Even though she has the range of a brick). When I figure out how to shut a fuck up, I will proceed with attempt. Until then, I will hold my tongue! (Which also will look weird).
Seriously, grow the fuck up and stop whining like a baby. The movie is already done. The producers don’t hear and care about your stupid complaint about Kristen. If you don’t like her then don’t watch her movies. It’s simple as that.
Hold on tight, Spider Monkey!