My Huge “Snow White And The Huntsman” Issue

Two remakes of Snow White are being released soon. It kind of reminds me of the 90’s when “Deep Impact” and “Armageddon” duked it out.

(Duked is not a real word)

I will have a bit of a rant (it will be brief) followed by the official movie trailer.

Based on her popularity from the hugely over-rated Twilight series, Kristen Stewart has been cast as Snow White.

This does NOT work in this film. Here is why.

Charlize Theron

“Mirror, mirror on the wall .. who’s the fairest of them all?”

And the mirror replies with …

THIS BITCH!

Really.

If you are going to cast Stewart as Snow White, then you can’t cast one of the most beautiful women in the world as the Evil Queen. It’s a shame Betty White wasn’t available, ’cause that’s the only way they could have pulled this shit off.

It’s horrible casting. You can’t have one with the other, UNLESS the rolls were reversed.

This will be one of those rare times where I will be routing for evil to win.

I hope the Huntsman cuts that bitch into a million little pieces, though we all know they will fall in love and defeat the Evil Queen.

It’s a sad day for cinema.

THE OFFICIAL 2012 “SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN” MOVIE TRAILER

http://youtu.be/w6JivzlyelY

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One Response to My Huge “Snow White And The Huntsman” Issue

  1. uopop says:

    Seriously, grow the fuck up and stop whining like a baby. The movie is already done. The producers don’t hear and care about your stupid complaint about Kristen. If you don’t like her then don’t watch her movies. It’s simple as that.

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