Virgins are cool at first, then they become the biggest pussies!
It must suck being a woman .. always being someone’s sloppy seconds and all? I dunno.
Carving something out of nothing is impossible, buttholes.
I’ve watched the first Lord of the Rings movie 11 times in a row, and I still don’t get it? Why don’t they just all ride those hawks there?
I wish I had a clit on my chin. I have the perfect jaw line to grow a face pussy.