A Random Thought From Midgetspar

If I ever become a rockstar, every night on stage .. I’m gonna make the crowd chant ‘SAND-WICH-ES! SAND-WICH-ES!’

If frogs had war paint on their faces they’d still taste like shit.

Masturbating is not a perfectly normal, natural thing the way I do it.

Man cannot survive on sandwiches and pussy, alone … I’m just kiddin’.

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