A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Your baby is ugly.

Your cell phone battery lasts a lot longer when you have no friends.

Superman’s adopted.

I hope someone makes a “found footage” movie about me after I die. 90 minutes of me masturbating as my cat looks on.

Finger banging is so 90’s.

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