Alright. I get it. Kind of.
They are rebooting the Leprechaun franchise. Why? The original has achieved cult status. I understand they can make it far more scary, as the original series became hokey and pretty fucking terrible after the first one.
If you don’t recall, there are 6 Leprechaun movies.
Leprechaun in Space
Leprechaun In Tha Hood
Leprechaun Back To Tha Hood
I LOVE the first leprechaun movie. It’s on my top 10 horror list that I posted a few months back. I also loved Debbe Dunnings tits in the Space one.
She’s the bitch who took over for Pamela Anderson as the “Tool Time Girl” on Home Improvement, if you didn’t know.
Now, here at Midgetspar.com, we don’t mock or make fun of midgets. I’ve made it clear that I fucking love them, Warwick Davis being one of my favorites.
I understand that you can’t bring him back in the reboot. Mainly because the movies took such a “jump the shark” turn into the super shitty dark side.
He recently posted on Twitter:
“I’ve seen this coming since the ‘Leprechaun’ reboot was announced… WWE wrestler ‘Hornswoggle’ to star as the ‘Leprechaun’. #bigshoestofill”
You’re goddamn right there’s some big shoes to fill. (I think there’s a joke in there somewhere)
Was Peter Dinklage not available? You get some retarded fucking over-the-top WWE wrestler to play a cult horror villain because he runs around sucking dick in a green suit in a wrestling ring?
Super disappointed, but I’ll probably go see it anyways. At least he’ll be in full make-up (I’m assuming). Look at this shit.
This is what happens when you are relatively famous .. even when you’re 1 foot tall.
Here’s a link for the best scene from Leprechaun In Space, with Debbe Dunning.
Open it in a “new window”, though. I’m afraid that you may never come back.